Alignment specs after Shelby drop

[The Going Thing]

Doug: That would be a much more ideal situation. However, sadly I only had two hands for use and one was on the knob... NOT THAT ONE! The shifter. 
One of these days I'll find a replacement right-seater.

[shelbydoug]

If you look for one, get a young one. They aren't smart enough to get a lawyer yet?

[The Going Thing]

Dear God. An empty-headed millennial.  Just say NO!

[shelbydoug]

Dear God. An empty-headed millennial.  Just say NO!

Wait! What about a stewardess?

The first thing I do when I check into a hotel is look for the yellow pages. BY FAR the two largest Yellow page sections of "Escorts" was Dallas and Charlotte.

They like to go for long rides? What's the air time from Dallas to Rome?

[The Going Thing]

Actually I went out with a redhead. A real one . She was a pisser. I had a great time and she is ornery as hell. However,  she's 18 years my junior. 

[shelbydoug]

Actually I went out with a redhead. A real one . She was a pisser. I had a great time and she is ornery as hell. However,  she's 18 years my junior.

I just look for ones with Grandpa issues or 50 year olds with Daddy issues. They can just ride in the car, NOT drive it!

[The Going Thing]

Well, the driving part goes without saying! lol