Coronavirus anxiety therapy

[mlplunkett]

I don't think people are hording the toilet paper, I just think all the people that usually steal TP from the office have to buy their own now that the office is closed.

Did you hear about the two space aliens that landed here after the virus wiped out all of mankind? One alian said "Looks like they were all killed by some kind of pandemic". The other martian said "I guess so, but look how clean their asses are."

[FL SAAC]

LMAO...excuse the pun

I don't think people are hording the toilet paper, I just think all the people that usually steal TP from the office have to buy their own now that the office is closed.

Did you hear about the two space aliens that landed here after the virus wiped out all of mankind? One alian said "Looks like they were all killed by some kind of pandemic". The other martian said "I guess so, but look how clean their asses are."

[The Going Thing]

I exercised my demons and burnt 9 gallons of fuel today.    Driving my Shelby not only releases endorphins and turns the corners of my mouth in the upward direction but others as well.  I know many have lost their faith in God. I have not. I still believe in the power of prayer. If that offended anyone, too bad.  No one infringes on your free speech rights or ability to dismiss the Creator. This isn't a church sermon. I want to raise hope that we will prevail as a people and a nation as we overcome this together.  There is strength in unity.  e plu·ri·bus u·num. May God richly bless you and yours in this time of trouble.

[Rocket]

Took 550 out today for a trip to the P.O. and bank. Didn't burn 9 gallons, but it sure put a smile on my face. Ron

[shelbydoug]

I exercised my demons and burnt 9 gallons of fuel today.    Driving my Shelby not only releases endorphins and turns the corners of my mouth in the upward direction but others as well.  I know many have lost their faith in God. I have not. I still believe in the power of prayer. If that offended anyone, too bad.  No one infringes on your free speech rights or ability to dismiss the Creator. This isn't a church sermon. I want to raise hope that we will prevail as a people and a nation as we overcome this together.  There is strength in unity.  e plu·ri·bus u·num. May God richly bless you and yours in this time of trouble.

Amen!

[oldcanuck]

I exercised my demons and burnt 9 gallons of fuel today.    Driving my Shelby not only releases endorphins and turns the corners of my mouth in the upward direction but others as well.  I know many have lost their faith in God. I have not. I still believe in the power of prayer. If that offended anyone, too bad.  No one infringes on your free speech rights or ability to dismiss the Creator. This isn't a church sermon. I want to raise hope that we will prevail as a people and a nation as we overcome this together.  There is strength in unity.  e plu·ri·bus u·num. May God richly bless you and yours in this time of trouble.

Amen!

+2

[CSX 4133]

A little levity in our trying times, Coronavirus Blues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK2sNramFck

[shelbydoug]

I don't think people are hording the toilet paper, I just think all the people that usually steal TP from the office have to buy their own now that the office is closed.

Did you hear about the two space aliens that landed here after the virus wiped out all of mankind? One alian said "Looks like they were all killed by some kind of pandemic". The other martian said "I guess so, but look how clean their asses are."

I'll install a bidet for you?

[The Going Thing]

I don't think people are hording the toilet paper, I just think all the people that usually steal TP from the office have to buy their own now that the office is closed.

Did you hear about the two space aliens that landed here after the virus wiped out all of mankind? One alian said "Looks like they were all killed by some kind of pandemic". The other martian said "I guess so, but look how clean their asses are."

I'll install a bidet for you?

They tickle. However, it is better than the Arab version of cleaing one's posterior. ( I'll pass on shaking hands.) lol

[Don Johnston]

Let's bring back streaking through the yard sprinklers for good health.

[FL SAAC]

+ 1 agreed

Let's bring back streaking through the yard sprinklers for good health.

[FL SAAC]

I have the cure

[67BoB]

This is day 2 of lock down south of the equator, the police have road blocks up and can only have a legitimate reason for going out. Can only go out for groceries or meds. I heard that people are stocking up on toilet paper, as one person coughs ten people shit themselves. Only 3 weeks 5 days to go.

[Side-Oilers]

67BoB, where are you located?   Literally south of the Equator?

[The Going Thing]

Let's bring back streaking through the yard sprinklers for good health.

Don, I don't want to accidentally step on myself. That would be rather painful.